Howdy. This is a page for my "Standup" show "Phil the Void; Nature Abhors a Vacuum", and
"Phil the Void; Where the Truth Lies"
. They are very good. There is some numerical/astrological validation/vindication here at Reviews! Read them, and then offer me representation. Or watch some previews first. You can always catch me at the below listed Theatre Festivals this summer '08.

Try this on. 3 Minutes of Interrupted Joy: Official "Phil the Void" Preview.

or this even!! 6 Minutes of Lovin': The Official Longer "Phil the Void" Preview.

For a Full Promotional DVD Package send me an email (below) or call 323.356.8509
Promotional and Head shots Here!


To sign up for the mailing list or harass me in general: SignUp Here! I hear that the email link doesn't really work! So just paste this "Philvanhest@gmail.com" into the "To:" section, write me something, then click on "Send!" Then you can hear about

Upcoming Show(s)!

Check me out Monicas! Winnipeg Fringe! Edmonton Fringe! Indianapolis Fringe! When they give me my showtimes, I'll post 'em!


You know you want to buy some stickers! Just click below on that handsome mug to get your "Real men find Jesus Sexually Attractive" bumper sticker!

What can I say. I'm multi-faceted. Check out my first publshed recipe! Or just go my friend Ann's website!

This link exists solely for people who say "What's your tattoo all about" and I don't have time to explain.

Here's some recently uncovered Archival Footage of an early version of "Phil the Void".

"This is not 'Animal House'. We are not at war with Jerry!(our landlord)" -Wes Medina 2007. You Decide.

Will somebody please do an interpretive dance to this? Wes & I put it together, (my bartending job required me to put together a lip-sync lap-dance show) and upon it's unveiling I was summarily relieved of my position. In short, we're quite fond of it.

New York was fun at The D Lounge - and the two drink mini wasn't too painful either-

Long Beach was, oh what's the word..a rousing success, thankyou to everyone who filled it those nights and thanks to The Garage Theatre for ruling so fucking hard, and Los Angeles blew up, thanks to Club Fais Do-Do.

The Actor's Playpen was the hootenest! Thank you so much to everyone who spread the love around. (Which does not include their rental/manager guy who is an ANAL ASSHOLE (Nicholas C. Endres. He probably googles himself regularly and I want to make sure he knows he's an AUTO-TWAT) and kept my deposit because we weren't out by 1AM. Nobody else was coming in man! We didn't inconvenience anybody you fucking WANKER! So, obviously, boycott the Actor's Playpen, I'm never going back, why should you?)


Check out the flyer! Wendy made it! That's "Wendy Wyant Hector" at: Wendy


As promised, here are some pictures of me that you may have for whatever reasons it is that you want/need them. Just click to view yo. Bam.

_This is what I look like.

_So is this.

_I smile. Sometimes.

_Promotional (Use it in your newspaper!)

_Promotional Two (Print a copy for your bedroom!)


Bonus Material!

Yes, you can read more stuff I've written or just more about me at: www.myspace.com/philipus or if you'd like some of my books, you can track them down here. Read and Release at BookCrossing.com...

Yes, I'm also on Facebook.

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