Phil van Hest Presents

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You know you want to buy some stickers!
I've imagineered some other potentially hilarious things that you can buy
and stick to other things. Funstucks, I think the peasantry calls them.

Noelle and Nadia Mud Wrestle. But first, "Let's Get Charitable!!!" You may have missed our fall Mud-Wrestling Fundraiser, "Noelle VS Nadia: November Pain!", but we thought you might, so, thoughtfully, we've made this collectable DVD available.  Truly something to impress the Grandkids with.  $10 Suggested Donation.

 

Small girl holds two bunnies like the devil holds two bunnies

This is it kids! The very first Phil the Void CD!!  I know. Who knew?  Is that little girl amazing or What?? I just can't stare at that photo enough, so I made it the album cover.  Just her and the bunnies.  This is a full uncut recording from IndyFringe 2009 of "Phil the Void; The Great Brain Robbery".  A trifling 10 bucks!

 Here's a small sample.

Phil the Void; The CD!!!

And now, the reason we all live to be alive, STICKERS!!!

sticker-dwarves

Any "Gnome Sayings" you'd like on your mailing?

It's sort of an inside joke; if you'd like to be let in on it, the explicatory video is here.

"Dwarves" for a buck! 100% Vinyl stickers for $1.00 each!!

 

sticker-thinker

What do You think?

There is no explanatory video for this one, but I will say that where you put the emphasis does tend to alter the meaning.

   100% what stickers? Vinyl! $2.00!!

This little gem is a video encouraging you to pair the next two stickers together for maximum effect.

sticker-realmen

Get your "Real men" bumper sticker! I won't even be hurt if you cut my webpage off the bottom!

How much percent?  100% Vinyl stickers! $2.00!!

 

sticker-honk

Never get angry at someone who honks at you again- they're just trying to tell you they love it.

100% stickers! Of Vinyl! $2.00!!

 

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Phil the Void, Wall Calendar:
It's About Time

From another online store I'm working on... November Nine, “your classy, sassy shop for oddball odds 'n' ends, smart-alecky concepts, and just-plain-smart designs.”

See all my stuff at November Nine

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